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Originally posted by Pragma
Porsche: Would you mind holding the microscope for me while I find my dick to piss?
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interesting, because i when i think of porsche, i think: "thank god i am done with med school/ law school/ business school (pick one) and now i think its time reward myself a little bit.'
or
"i've busted my ass to make my money, and now its time to stop fakin in these $30k wanna be sports cars, and get with a real thoroughbred perfomer."
if i had a small dick, i wouldnt be spending $80k to compensate for it with a porsche, hummer, et. al...i would be making an appointment for a $30k enlargement surgery and spending the other $50k on a brand new 5 series.
anyway, my other favorite stereotypes:
mazda (most) = african
hyndai, kia, daewoo, ect...= cars arent important to me
SUV's = ultimate conformist
benz, bmw, jag, saab, audi = i like cars alot
honda, yota, nissan = too cheap to pay for acura, lexus, infiniti