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dy156 · 12-16-2003, 01:32 PM

My friend, drunk as we go through the Wendy's drive-thru with a cute sounding (probably in High School) girl on the other end.

Me- "I'll have a number one with cheese, mustard, and no Mayo or ketchup. Hey, ___, do you want anything?"

Friend, trying to be funny and way too loud -"can I get a vagina combo?"

cute-sounding girl on the microphone - "uhm, do you want a big water for him?"

It's never a good idea to talk to the cops who are trying to break up a frat party because of noise complaints:

The cops came and told everyone to leave and go home. Having had "just a few drinks" and irritated that they had come so soon, I went to talk to them. As the conversation deteriorated, but just before my friends came to take me away before I got in trouble, one of the cops threatened to arrest everyone there for public intoxication unless I quit arguing with him.
"Well, how much sense does that make? We were trying to be lawful, home-drunks, not public drunks, and no one would have been in public until you came and told them to go home, making them public-drunks."

He wasn't amused, and I still think I had a point, but nothing came of it except that everyone gave me a hard time about being a lawful-home-drunk for the rest of my college career.

12-16-2003, 01:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	My friend, drunk as we go through the Wendy's drive-thru with a cute sounding (probably in High School) girl on the other end. Me- "I'll have a number one with cheese, mustard, and no Mayo or ketchup. Hey, ___, do you want anything?" Friend, trying to be funny and way too loud -"can I get a vagina combo?" cute-sounding girl on the microphone - "uhm, do you want a big water for him?" It's never a good idea to talk to the cops who are trying to break up a frat party because of noise complaints: The cops came and told everyone to leave and go home. Having had "just a few drinks" and irritated that they had come so soon, I went to talk to them. As the conversation deteriorated, but just before my friends came to take me away before I got in trouble, one of the cops threatened to arrest everyone there for public intoxication unless I quit arguing with him. "Well, how much sense does that make? We were trying to be lawful, home-drunks, not public drunks, and no one would have been in public until you came and told them to go home, making them public-drunks." He wasn't amused, and I still think I had a point, but nothing came of it except that everyone gave me a hard time about being a lawful-home-drunk for the rest of my college career. Last edited by dy156; 12-16-2003 at 01:48 PM..