*Embarrassed and in excrutiating pain, JoeyB struggles to his knees and crawls towards the door.
He finds the strength to apologize to everyone within earshot for the disruption. *
Sorry everyone, next time I'm buying...and I promise to keep my pants up.
*JoeyB lowers his head and crawls out the door*
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My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit
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