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i look on the back of my cd and hard drives and see two slots on each... "MASTER" and "SLAVE"
i go to the hardware store and need a new dryer socket... the clerk asks what type of "MALE" plug do i have to suit the new "FEMALE" socket
my 4 year old nephew asks his mother why there's napkins in the bathroom... being told they're for special occasions my nephew sets the table with them for Thanksgiving dinner...
and...
it wasn't Saddam they caught the other day... it was Nick Nolte, hired to be another Hussein double
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