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I've not recieved straws before, but usually it's my fuck ups.
Like the time I paid and then left the store. I started walking back to my house across the street and then realised "Oh snap, I forgot my food!"
So I run back in the store and casually walk up to the counter like nothing happened. It's a good thing a girl I knew from school worked there, she thought it was funny. Man, I didn't.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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