Shave your ass over his pillow.
No, seriously, if it offends you so much (and believe me, I'm with you) you have to tell him. You could try being passive agressive, but like you said he's a bit dense in the housework, so it probably won't work.
Just write it on a post it and tack it to his head while his girlfriend/buddies are around. He'll be embarassed, but he'll get the picture.
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No signature. None. Seriously.
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