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Joe Horn is an official Jackass
For those who didn't hear, Joe Horn, in his game against the Giants tonight, scored a touchdown, then took a cell phone from a teammate who grabbed it from underneath the goal post padding. Horn proceeded to make (or fake) a call.
OK, Terrell Owens was a jackass for the whole Sharpie incident, but let's make two things clear: 1) he was original, and the act was completely innovative; 2) he is TO, one of the best receivers in the game. If anyone has a license to do something like that, he does.
So now here comes this idiot Horn. Unoriginal, because no article about this incident will be complete without a mention of - you guessed it - Terrell Owens. And secondly, and more importantly, you are Joe Frikkin Horn! There is a Tier I of wide receivers, Joe, and you are not in it. Marvin Harrison, TO, and Randy Moss are the only members, with Torry Holt right there. Then there is Tier II, and it still doesn't include you. It includes Chad Johnson, Santana Moss, Hines Ward, among others, but not you.
Therefore, Joe Horn, you are a first-class Jackass.
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-- The Princess Bride
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