I would llike to take this opportunity to let everyone know about how much I rule. This chick I thought I had a crush on for five years... finally called her, and she's actually a pretty boring person. We talked for quite a while. I still plan on being friends with her, but enough of that.
My balls are really huge, you know? And I could also take on the world right now if I wanted to
No really, I could. Say for example that some country wanted to wipe me out, because I just rule that much, and they decide to launch a nuclear missile at me (because they estimate that it would require a weapon of that magniture to take me out), but as the bomb dropped right above me and it approached me, I'd glance at it, threw my head back and give a loud, booming and maniacal laugh. Then I'd brace myself and take the explosion head on. My skin would absorb all of the radiantion thereafter, and I would emerge unharmed. I can't believe how much I rule.
I'd also like to point out that if Bones really left, and with JadziaDax's recent departure from TFP, this place has become a lot less cheerful, at least for older members such as myself. If you plan on becoming well-liked and loved by TFP, please don't leave anymore, okay?
That means everyone who has been around for a while, like the Giant One, and countless others (everyone knows the Giant One)
That is all.
