Thread: Car Stereotypes
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Old 12-12-2003, 02:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
DerBlitzkrieger
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This is what I think when i see certain cars

Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Plymouth Fury - I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.
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