|
Original: Say "excuse me" after you break wind.
Revised: Lift leg and smile.
Original: Place napkin on plate when finished with meal to signal the waiter that you are done eating.
Revised: Pull car up to drive up trash can. Deposit garbage.
Nice thread!
__________________
Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
|