1. waking up next to my wife of 28 years on a cold Saturday morning
2. having my toy poodle crawl up my chest while licking my face when I come home
3. taking a good piss
4. floating in clear water with a mask and snorkle
5. half way through my second Newcastle draft or Fullers ESB
How's that??
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