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warrrreagl · 04-29-2003, 07:17 AM

Every time I see Ratbastid's name, I think of this joke told by Jackie Mason. It only works if you repeat it aloud with a thick Yiddish accent.

A policeman in New York City broke up a fight between a giant black guy and a little Rabbi. When he asked what started it, the black guy said, "Little dude called me a black bastard!"

The cop said to the Rabbi, "Is this true?"

The Rabbie said, "Heavens, no. He looks like a fine young man, so why should I call him this? I was standing here waiting for the bus, and he walked up and asked me where Madison Square Garden was. I told him he was a block past it, and he started punching me!"

04-29-2003, 07:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Ratbastid's name Every time I see Ratbastid's name, I think of this joke told by Jackie Mason. It only works if you repeat it aloud with a thick Yiddish accent. A policeman in New York City broke up a fight between a giant black guy and a little Rabbi. When he asked what started it, the black guy said, "Little dude called me a black bastard!" The cop said to the Rabbi, "Is this true?" The Rabbie said, "Heavens, no. He looks like a fine young man, so why should I call him this? I was standing here waiting for the bus, and he walked up and asked me where Madison Square Garden was. I told him he was a block past it, and he started punching me!" __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.