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Dinosaurs were not mentioned in the Bible because the Bible was written by people who had no idea dinosaurs ever existed, of course.
One of the more amusing crazy fundie jesus-ninja theories I've heard is that after Lucifer was banished from heaven, he and his outcast angels set up a civilization on Earth for a while, until God destroyed it and sent him to hell, and Earth was then given to humans. The dinosaur skeletons we dig up are the remnanents of demons that were Satan's subjects. I got a good laugh out of that one.
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