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Me. I'm the new Bond. Yeah, the studio didn't want me to say anything. But I figure I can tell my fellow TFP'ers.
They're thinking Halle Berry(again), Britney Spears, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Simpson, or Jennifer Lopez for the new Bond girl.
I have to have sex with all of them to see who's the best fit for the part.
I know. I know. It's hard work. But I keep plugging away in the name of all the bond fans out there.
Oh shit, I gotta go. Halle's at the door. And it looks like her front bumpers dented in....again. Guess I gotta go let her in.
But first I have to sneak J Lo out the back.
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