Meant to put this in Humor... sorry... had a brain fart... hope you enjoy anyway...
Survivor (Texas Style)
CBS is currently running the popular reality show "Survivor". In response, the state of Texas is planning it’s own show -- "Survivor Texas Style." The contestants will begin their journey in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will continue on to Del Rio, El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and ultimately back to their starting point in Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive... wins.