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Dead Guy: John Candy, he is big enough to make a boat out of.
Dead Chick: Mama Cass Elliot, same reason, + could use the extra skin for a sail.
Live Guy: Dennis Connor, America's Cup captain, to sail the Candy-Cass yacht.
Live Chick: Natalie Merchant, for .....duh, and to sing to me while I rest up in between.
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'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
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