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Steve Erwin - Entertainment, and to keep the monsters away.
Douglas Macarthur - Who else to keep around in case you need to kick someones ass?
Victoria Pratt - We need at least one hot chick for my manly needs. Plus she's in shape and can clean the hut and collect food.
Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile - Cooking my dinner.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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