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Lickin' Toads Again
Fred Zeppelin
Lickin' toads again
Tastin' reptiles, lord knows where they've been
Havin' wild hallucinations with my friends
And we can't wait to be lickin' toads again
Frenchin' frog rear-ends
It's a practice that I can't defend
They're not as potent, and it takes 'bout nine or ten
Oh, I can't believe just where my lips have been
Seems we just can't win
Like a bus of Deadheads swervin' down the highway
Toads we never lend
We heard that AIDS is spread by both the gay way
And from toad play
Hope it's an honest sin
If they hop we stick in safety pins
Or a bug, lick any critter from end to end
We're just lookin' for a brand-new mind to bend
'Cause they're our best friends
We order frog legs when we're out to dinner
Every now and then
We have to drink a Compound-W chaser
The wart eraser
Every bye and bye
I get the sudden urge to swallow flies
A tongue so long that I can zap my own rear end
Oh, I can't wait to be lickin' toads again
I can't wait to be lickin' toads again
Oh, I can't wait to be lickin' toads again
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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