Origami boulder kit
Satellite photos of Pam Anderson's nipples
A "cease and desist" from the Hamster Dance people. Something you want to tell me?
Fried egg. Just the white part.
New employee handbook, I think... it says, "How To Serve Man" (man I hope someone gets this one)
Original script for Ishtar
The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. (i hope someone gets this one too)
Annual Precipitation Report for Lapland
Positions of the Kama Sutra for Boring Fucks
Cheap diaper
Matzo
I was just about to toss it on the grill, how do you like it done?
TPS report (from the movie Office Space)
Last Will and Testament for your penis… I’m sorry.
Candy-gram.
the Rosetta Pamphlet
I don’t know, but it says it’s your turn to bring the virgin.
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