I was driving up to the theater tonight to see The last samurai (which was good by the way) and missed the road I was supposed to turn on. I kept going for about a mile and all of a sudden moderately dense city turns into cow farms and horse ranches. "WTF!?" I said to myself, I bet the land value is insanely high but that would be an awesome place to live.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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