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Yes, Mr. T.U.B.?
This is Wallace from the Health Department. We've received complaints from your neighbors about the number of animals living at your home. You do understand, of course, that keeping hundreds of cats is <i>not</i> an appropriate way to deal with a weasel infestation?
We'll have a hazmat team at your house in the next three minutes. I do hope you have somewhere you can stay for the next six to eight weeks while they do their work.
Thank you for your time, sir. Good day.
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