ransom note from your ass, asking a price for your head.
invitation to something called, "Dwarf-A-Pallooza". bring your own dipping sauce.
the war's over, sir, i'd like to go home and marry my sweetheart Edith May.
black paper with whiteout all over it
Michael Jackson's written confession
love letter from OJ Simpson
soilent green. it's people, you know.
letter of rejection from the sperm bank
a little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll.
the cold, hard truth behind pimento loaf
i've figured out time travel..... (then walk back out of the office backwards, just as you came in. walk back in and use another line. deny the incident.)
it's from the police. it's about your chair. don't stand up.
piņata for people with no depth perception
war on drugs, you've been called up.
i don't know, but i think it's dead
list of your shortcomings. want a tissue, pussy?
10 things i hate about you
my first erotic story
before you say anything, it was your daughter's idea.
seems to be some form of language, do you think they're trying to tell us something?
God, it's sexy when you say that. (fan yourself as you walk out)
genealogy report- you're actually a quarter moron, not a total jackoff.
tainted love.
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