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Originally posted by ratbastid
I'm too young to be a dirty old man. Guess that makes me a dirty young man... [/B]
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The best kind!
Being the girl that I am, I'm notorious for intentionally doing those kinds of things to guys. I'll use any excuse to catch one staring at my cleavage, or even get them the opportunity to touch my breasts for no apparent reason.
At a party just the other night, two of my friends and I were standing around in the kitchen talking about how some water-bras are really convincing and all that. My one friend has almost no breasts and was wearing a padded bra. The other has almost no breasts and was wearing a water-bra. Mine are all na-tu-ral boobs, and often more than a handful. So we called one of our drunk male friends into the room and had him test each set of breasts to figure out which ones were the most real. He says to my friends, "You two have very, very nice bras... Heathyr? You have a very nice set of breasts." Then he goes, "Hi!" and waves to my boyfriend, who was standing ominously behind me.
I like to do it to a lot of my guy friends back home... when I know I'm going out with certain ones, I make sure I'm wearing a low-cut top and a bra that doesn't cover up anything at the top.
I'm so mean.
-+ Ivy +-