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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
A little-known fact about the human nervous system:
1: If a slippery substance, such as Vaseline, is placed between the toes during sleep, the brain will keep moving those toes during sleep until teh substance rubs off. Vaseline can not be removed without large amounts of soap and water, and certainly not by rubbing the coated surfaces together.
2: If the brain spends the entire time asleep moving slippery toes, it will not perform any normal sleep functions that lead to a well-rested feeling. Result: the person might as well have been awake.
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Good lord this is golden, man, golden I say!