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They deserved it. Happened about 2 months ago outside K-Mart
I've heard this more then once, and said people continuously get destroyed when they actually get into a fight. I of course disagree, there will be a matter of seconds but that will only be until there's two people on the ground wrestling.
Given there are less sissy fighting arts (aforementioned) but they don't stack up against physical prowess and aggression even then, I've got an edge on the wrestling jazz (an efficient fighting style as well), and what do you do when a big guy wraps you up and takes you down? Punch me in the face? I've been punched in the face before, put me in a hold? I'll bite you. I'm also likely going to be a lot stronger then said "master," if you can get me in a hold to start with then you deserve congratulations, but a headlock has never stopped me from picking someone up and dropping them on the head (I grew up the youngest of 5 brothers and a sister, sadistic bastards all).
Hell, I'll give you my address and demonstrate if you want to send fatty mc'drunk over to my house. He can take me to a strip joint after. After he admits the power of the Dark Side.
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