it's a pregnacy test. i'm pregnant with your child.
YOU SUNOVABITCH! It's a fax. See that machine there? Yeah, I know it looks thirty years old, but it sends pages over the phone. *smack* you must be on crack.
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" Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
- Lin Yutang
hearts, by d.a.
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