Those guys that jump around and try to kick your head and such still get their asses handed to them in UCF. A fight 90% of the time just degenerates to trying to knock the other guy down and beat him up anyways, and all of that nonsense won't help you then. I'd say, in my opinion, get ripped (buy a punching bag even, it will help you with getting in shape and learning to throw a punch) and learn how to throw a punch.
There are some cool pressure point holds and such I learned from a friend of mine, but they won't help you if someone is drastically stronger then you are.
That's something that bugs me too, when the "black belt master senseis" say that a 90 year old grandmother will be able to disable a 230lb man in 5 seconds with one hand using their techniques. Bullshit. I'd love to actually fight said "masters," bring on the shaolin monks too, it's past time they got a beating, PHAENX STYLE!
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