I couldn't come up with anything funny about the fax, so I just thought up of things to say.
"A letter from your secret admirer"
"A memo saying everyone's pay is being cut 25% to cut costs"
I wish I could take credit for this one, but I can't. My personal favorite: a quote from Jules Winnfield (that I'm surprised hasn't been posted already)
"Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!"
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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