View Single Post
Old 12-04-2003, 01:44 PM   #97 (permalink)
uncle phil
comfortably numb...
 
uncle phil's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
PHANTOM 309
Red Sovine

I was out on the west coast
Trying to make a buck and
Things didn't work out
I was down on my luck
Got tired of roamin'
And bummin' around
So I started thumin'
Back east toward
My hometown
Made a lot of miles
The first two days
And I figured I'd be
Home in a week
If my luck held this way
But the third night
I got Stranded way out of town
At a cold lonely
Crossroad rain was pouring down
I was hungry and freezing
Done caught a chill
And the lights of a big semi
Topped the hill Lord
I was sure glad to
Hear them ol' air brakes come on
Then I climbed in that cab
Where I knew it would be warm
At the wheel sat a big man
He weighed about 210
He stuck out his hand
And said with a grin
Big Joe's the name
And I told him mine
And he said the name
Of my rig is Phantom 309
I asked him why he called
His rig such a name
Son, he said,
This old Mac can put them all to shame
There ain't a driver or a rig
On any line that has seen
Anything but tail lights
From Phantom 309
Well we rode and talked the
Better part of the night
When the lights of a truckstop
Came into sight
He said I'm sorry son
This is as far as you go
Cuz I got to make a turn
Just on up the road
Well he tossed me a dime
As he put her in low
And said have yourself a hot
Cup on ol' Joe
When Joe and his rig
Roared out into the night
In nothing flat he was
Clean out of sight

Well I went inside and
Ordered me a cup
Told the waiter
Big Joe was setting me up
Ah you could have heard a pin drop
It got deathly quite
The waiters face turned kind of white
What, did I say something wrong
I said with a halfway grin
He said, naw this happens
Every now and again
Every driver in here knows
Big Joe
But son let me tell you what
Happened about 10 years ago
At the crossroads tonight
Where you flagged him down
There was a bus load of kids
A commin' from town
And they were right in the middle
When Big Joe topped the hill
They could have been slaughtered
But he turned his wheels
Well Joe lost control
Went into a skid
Gave his life to save
That bunch of kids
And there at that crossroads
Was the end of the line for
Big Joe and Phantom 309
But every now and then
Some hiker will come by
And like you Big Joe will
Give them a ride
Here have another cup
And forget about the dime
Keep it as a souvenir from
Big Joe and Phantom 309.
__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
uncle phil is offline  
 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360