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A bowling ball.
Sign-up sheet for the company orgy.
A summons.
(reading) Hmmm. Looks like you're fired.
A parchment inscribed with strange symbols.
It's from my Mom.
A birthday party invitation from the boss.
Naked pictures of the boss.
Ransom note.
It's from the garage. Your head is ready.
A bomb.
What's left of the rainforest.
Frequent buyer coupons from the adult toy store.
A message from God. Look out.
I don't know. I can't read.
Page 1 of 1500.
Shredder food.
I'm not sure, but it might be a fax.
Encrypted transmission from our operative in Bulgaria, SIR!
A do-it-yourself tampon.
The latest polls.
It's from Hustler. Something about your subscription.
A restraining order.
Decals for a model airplane.
The world's thinnest encyclopedia.
Wallpaper samples.
It's your lunch order from Paper Hut.
A treasure map.
Cup of coffee.
Dehydrated spitballs.
More work for me.
The constitution.
Instructions for making a nuclear weapon.

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