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Safe Elephant Sex
Q: How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
A: All your Hefty Bags are missing.
Ducks and Elephants
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out burning ducks.
Tarzan's Kipling-esque Treatise
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.
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