Canadian strip clubs rock. This comes from a man who went to his first strip club in Canada, got picked up by a gorgeous stripper in Ottawa on Canada Day and still treasures the memories.
Australia strip clubs tend to be fully of crack-whores. Some are OK. You also get full-sex shows (as long as the police don't raid the place). Most of them are also (legal) brothels.
US strip clubs, on the other hand, suck choads.
Mr Mephisto