Short but true story of my DOH! experience.
Many years ago, when i was around 15, me and a friend were walking home from a music festival. We decided to take a short cut through the local woods. We heard some rustling and took a look. We were both shocked to see two young ladies making out, a pure dream for 2 horny young guys. Unfortunately, we were also not the brightest bulbs in the box, and my buddy yelled whoa, or some other burst of stupidness, and they stopped what they were doing, turned and gave us a glare. We both pooped our pants and run away like silly stupid dumb dorks.
Why he had to make a noise I dont know.
100% true story.
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