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Astrocloud · 12-02-2003, 11:03 PM

I'm right...

1) because everyone else is wrong.

Admitting that everyone else is wrong can be just as hard as being right sometimes. You just have to convince yourself that you're dealing with idiots... which isn't hard because they are.

2) because I say so.

You are living in my house and you've got to follow MY rules. Everyone loves Mom... why not just use some of her logic.

3) because I'm a big shot executive for the International Sleeper Jammie Corp.

Not everyone gets a Lincoln Continental as a company car. All Company Big Shots are forced to take Judo lessons and get to have lunch with the Pope for free. Just look in the mirror at your smooth skin. Now tell yourself that Sleeper Jammies are in fashion and that you could be the next Mussolini.

4) because they make high-fiber laxitives in chocolate AND banana.

Talk to your shit. Tell it who's boss. If you can get through one fight with that shit... There is nothing you can't win. Feel good about being right. Let it pass right through your body. Let it out... isn't that better?

5) because you're ugly.
It's always someone else's fault. Everyone is ugly. Damn them. Puke on their putrid faces. Feel right but just don't look.

6) because I'm drunk.

You know I furget why I wrote this.

7) because I am.

Damn it -it just is. It's so fuckin obvious. -Sheesh.

8) because my Mommy made me this way.

That's right Mofo. Don't be sayin' nothin against my Mother neither 'cause I can fuck you up man. Besides, Mommy made me a Killa.

9) because I'm stoned.

Anyone got any weed and I can tell you this story about my friend Paul who was in this big brother program. Well he thought that Big Brother meant that he got to spy on people through their televisions but then he found out that it wasn't really about that at all. He was real disappointed and shit cause he really wanted to figure out who was spying on him. Maybe he was a little crazy but you know what... it's all true. That's how I met him... I was paired up with him.

10) because you know in your heart that I'm right.

You know you just feel it. Stop denying the truth.

Here is some random picture:

12-02-2003, 11:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	How do you know you are right? I'm right... 1) because everyone else is wrong. Admitting that everyone else is wrong can be just as hard as being right sometimes. You just have to convince yourself that you're dealing with idiots... which isn't hard because they are. 2) because I say so. You are living in my house and you've got to follow MY rules. Everyone loves Mom... why not just use some of her logic. 3) because I'm a big shot executive for the International Sleeper Jammie Corp. Not everyone gets a Lincoln Continental as a company car. All Company Big Shots are forced to take Judo lessons and get to have lunch with the Pope for free. Just look in the mirror at your smooth skin. Now tell yourself that Sleeper Jammies are in fashion and that you could be the next Mussolini. 4) because they make high-fiber laxitives in chocolate AND banana. Talk to your shit. Tell it who's boss. If you can get through one fight with that shit... There is nothing you can't win. Feel good about being right. Let it pass right through your body. Let it out... isn't that better? 5) because you're ugly. It's always someone else's fault. Everyone is ugly. Damn them. Puke on their putrid faces. Feel right but just don't look. 6) because I'm drunk. You know I furget why I wrote this. 7) because I am. Damn it -it just is. It's so fuckin obvious. -Sheesh. 8) because my Mommy made me this way. That's right Mofo. Don't be sayin' nothin against my Mother neither 'cause I can fuck you up man. Besides, Mommy made me a Killa. 9) because I'm stoned. Anyone got any weed and I can tell you this story about my friend Paul who was in this big brother program. Well he thought that Big Brother meant that he got to spy on people through their televisions but then he found out that it wasn't really about that at all. He was real disappointed and shit cause he really wanted to figure out who was spying on him. Maybe he was a little crazy but you know what... it's all true. That's how I met him... I was paired up with him. 10) because you know in your heart that I'm right. You know you just feel it. Stop denying the truth. Here is some random picture: Last edited by Astrocloud; 12-04-2003 at 02:05 PM..