Nad Adam: no I won't spit on your face and call you a monkey, you sick freak.
Jerk off twice a day and your little problem in the sack with your girlie will go away.
JoeyB: no, that's perfectly normal. In fact, I regularly have dreams about *Nikki* and Jadz' avatars.
sixate: because she's a hot chic, and most of these dorks think they actually have a shot with her.
JadziaDax: they would look much different.
*Nikki*: that would be a bad idea. Despite the fact that you're taking a needless chance with contracting herpies or any other of a number of discusting, and possibly deadly diseases, the time you spend with that loser could be spent learning more about yourself and what you want, or actually finding a guy you'd rather be with.
cchris: a piece of string is 4", although most guys would swear it's really 18". Tammi's current last name is Moone. Look for Sophie Moone and you'll find Tammi.