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i remember back when i was 16 backing out of my friends driveway. the gas pedal when i pushed it down some it didnt come back up just fell to the floor. my crappy old ford just kept speeding up. i had my feet both standing on the brake and there was smoke comming out of the wheel wells but i was still speeding up in reverse down this back country road. i noticed i was catching up to my friend cera that had just left our friends house as well except of corse she was driving the right way i tried to shift the car out of gear but it wouldnt let me. i had the choice of swearving off the road or smashing into the back of her car. (i didnt think to just shut the car off) so i swerved off the road through a ditch through a barb wire fence and almost hit a cow. when i went through the ditch the pedal popped back up and the car stopped. i looked down at the pedal and the stock carpet was folded around where it came through the wall. basicly it was pulling the pedal down. i stepped out of the car looked around the cow looked at me i looked at the cow and it just mooed at me. now no matter how hard you try theres no way to not laugh when your face to face with a cow that moos at you.
Car crashes are always fun when noone gets hurt nothing is broken. but you met a girl with sexy glasses and i get mooed at by a cow.... i feel jipped
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