ImperviousRed

Lol – we should start a group – Porn-a-holics anonymous.

An agnostics approach to the 12 steps to quit looking at porn:

1. Acceptance: Damn, I look at porn every freaking day.
2. Seek out Gods help: God, please help me to stop looking at the boobies.
3. Have faith that God will help: Meh – I guess God’s going to take care of it.
4. Take a moral inventory of yourself: Wow, I look at porn whether I’m getting the best sex in my life or not!
5. Admit to God, ourselves, and another human being of our addiction: Mom, I look at porn every day.
6. Be ready that God will remove these defects: Meh – I guess God’s going to take care of it.
7. Ask God to remove your shortcomings: Um … I dunno about you, but mine aren’t short-comings.
8. Make a list of those you have harmed: I’m sorry lil’ guy, that skin will come back sooner or later.
9. Make amends to those you have harmed: Ahh, Neosporin.
10. Continue to take personal inventory: Wow, I’m still looking at porn every day.
11. Pray and meditate to improve your conscious contact with God: Mmmm…boobies….
12. Have a spiritual awakening: Hey! Check out this great porn site I just found!!!


Is anyone familiar with alcoholics anonymous? Heh…

It’d be even funnier if one did actually start on this message board…