Mr. T.U.B. this is Dr. Levine at the health department. You have been named as having come into contact with several venereal diseases as well as Hepatitus C, SARS, and the flesh eating heebie jeebies. Please call us back so we can set up an appointment to have you boiled in bleach. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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