|
Well women masturbate too you know:
Stirring the troth
twiddling the furry grotto
polish my pearl
giving the bearded lady a poke in the nose
saving a spot in hell
Beat the beaver
Composing on the single key piano
Digging a trench
Digging for clam
Dip your digits
Engaging in a hot button issue
Fiddle with your middle
Fluff your muff
The Harmonious hand hump
Itch the ditch
Ladle out the gravy boat
Paddling the pink canoe
Play poker
Play the clitar
Play couch hockey for one
Spelunking
Split your slit
Squeeze the peach
Stirring the clam chowder
...
...
...
i feel dirty
*sulks in the shower*
__________________
Donate Blood!
"Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen
|