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Hello, Mr. T.U.B. .. My name is Kiki and I am calling on behalf of Dancing Dragon Escort Service downtown.. I just wanted to confirm your request for an escort this evening. We picked a very special girl who met your preferences perfectly. Here are her stats:
Age: 57
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 475lbs
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Bald
Other: Mild to Extreme flatulence issues, intense body odor, prone to obsessive crotch washing, daddy complex, scat fetish, 3 pack per day smoker
Mr. T.U.B., I regret to inform you that your escort shaved last week, but her armpit hair and leg hair have for the most part grown back. We made sure that she purchased the outfit of your choice: Black spandex biking shorts, hot pink legwarmers, and a red polka-dot tank top with matching tutu. We also made sure that she found the appropriate footwear you requested; lima bean green pleather boots, with 4 inch heels.
If you have any questions about your escort and our other services you may be interested in, please don't hesitate to call.
Remember, our number is 1-800-NSTY-GRLS
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