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Originally posted by mtsgsd
The first time I was married I was 26 and working at a store with a lot of retired people doing part time. Several of the old men shared the "bean theory" with me before I was married and it is too true.
Place a bean in a jar every time you have sex with her before you are married. After you marry, take one out every time you have sex with her. You will never empty the jar. 
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I'm going to go slice my wrists now.
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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince
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