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Originally posted by SiN
for the record, it truly doesn't matter to me, so long as it's not microscopic or gargantuan. 
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Hey, you're not supposed to tell them the truth...
so, uhm...
Yeah, size DOES matter... so don't go fooling yourselves. You ARE inadequate. No, you will NOT satisfy any woman with what you're packing. No, it's NOT normal for that to happen. Yes, you should be able to last longer than 5 seconds. Yes, every woman DOES fake it to make you feel better. Yes, we do tell you what you want to hear to get you to stop.
(Are they looking? Did they get all that?)
I can be so evil sometimes