Eviltree

Its kinda long but its worth it


The lone ranger is captured by indians and since these are nice indians they say to him "lone ranger, we give you one wish, but tomorrow you die." so the lone ranger says "let me talk to my horse" and goes and whispers in the horse's ear, a little while later, the horse comes back with a stunningly beautiful redhead, so her and the lone ranger go into a tipi. The indians are quite impressed, so the next day, the chief says "lone ranger, we give you one wish, tomorrow you die so the lone ranger says "let me talk to my horse" and goes and whispers in the horse's ear, a little while later, the horse comes back with a stunningly beautiful brunette, and goes, again, into the tipi with her. Again, the indians think this is pretty cool so they say "lone ranger, we give you one wish, but tomorrow you die" So the lone ranger says "let me talk to my horse" So the lone ranger goes up to the horse, grabs it, and says "Look you stupid horse! I said get me a posse!"