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The real jems in this are in the middle.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on thin one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just Say It !!!
- “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
This will be posted on my girl's fridge when she gets home tonight.
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I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.
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