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*step up to the soapbox*
Ok, my presentation is gonna be short but here goes...
My name is Jeff
I am Canadian
We have a prime minister, not a president
We don't live in igloos and ice skate all the time
We don't have to worry about keeping our pets or kids indoors cause of polar bears roaming around in our back yards
We don't keep beavers or moose as pets
We don't know everyone who lives here, so don't ask if we know "Jon" from Canada
We do have McDonald's here, and they don't serve McCaribou
Fur trading is NOT our #1 industry
We don't turn off the Niagara Falls at night
We do have the same Christmas as you
Yes we have more then 1 TV station and we get the same Movies and TV shows as you
It does get warm here in the summer, and the snow actually does melt
We don't find it hilarious when you ask us to say "EH" over and over again
*step off soapbox*
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