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the manufacturers ought to band together and collectively refuse to play ball. That'll screw California up when they can't buy hard drives from anyone.
lessee.
We shouldn't call it a monitor. Sounds too supervisory, and we're all team members right? Call them visual information conveyance devices
no hard drives. Too sexual. Should be semi-permanent information storage and retrieval devices.
No floppy drives. See hard drives. Should be temporary. . .no wait that would offend temp workers. . . maybe swappable storage medium readers. naw, that would offend the "special people" and "indigo children" that can't read. . .. Screw it, floppies aren't used much anymore. Call them Legacies of non-PC PC's
I never did like the power supply or the power switch. Too authoritarian.
Motherboard implies slavement of womyn, because it just has to sit there doing what all the cards tell it to do.
I don't like sound cards either, because the deaf. .er. . hearing imparired. . .er. . hearingly challenged might get offended that other people can hear sounds.
What the hell are all these white papers coming out of Microsoft? Are they with the KKK or something?
i think we should change the connectors on soundcards from miniplug to RCA, because the miniplug might offend height-impared people.
PC is such total ultra-moronic horseshit.
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