I started to loose my hair when I was 14 years old.  No guy needs to go through the later stages of puberty 
AND male pattern baldness together.  I ended up wearing a toupee my senior year.  At the time I was positive god was a dick...at best.  I shaved my head freshman year of college and all is good.  But some day, when god's not looking, reverse shambo baby...reverse shambo 
