I'm gonna be Santa Claus this year.
I am so sick and tired of him getting all the glory.
And I have reasons why he shouldn't be Santa this year.
He is a bad man. He drinks alcohol too much.
I don't drink alcohol too much.
And he believe that MJ molestered that child.
That crack head. Not Jacko. I love Jacko. Santa.
So, damnit, I'm going to be Santa Claus this year.
Don't burn me when I come down your chimney.