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I'm a fan of the 'Upper-Decker'
That's when you take a shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl. I also recomend eating a large array of nuts, corn, and other fibre products.
But that might be too extreme especially if you share a bathroom. Why not put the garbage she leaves in her bed? or at least her room.
Lastly, If you are REALLY REALLY pissed at her, next time she leaves and hasn't done her chores, go immediately to a pay phone and call 911. Say that you are her and someone just stole your car. You should know all of the info on her and you can even tell the police what the driver was wearing. The police will pull her over and get her out of the car at gunpoint. FYI It just confuses the cops even more when she says this is all just some big mistake. It also helps when 911 is trying to make you stay on the line to tell them you need to call your parents and you will call right back, otherwise those pesky cops just want you to hang on the line forever.
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Remember kiddies, panic attacks can be fatal 
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