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Freeze a can of shaving cream in a Ziploc bag (freezer at 0°F for 36 hours, or liquid nitrogen from a school science lab will do it,) carefully peel the split can off of the block of shaving cream, put this block in a condom, tie off the end, put it in one of her drawers at night. For added effect, leave the drawer open 8 inches and put the block in the back so that the clothes are pushed out as it defrosts. This will also work if placed in the bottom of her garbage can (if she has a personal one.) Either way, in the morning, a watermelon-sized latex baloon filled with shaving cream will be almost impossible to remove from the drawer or can without bursting, all of the contents of the drawer of trash can will be on the floor, and there will be a mess to clean up when the condom/balloon inevitably ruptures before she gets it to the bathtub or outside, which are the only two places it can go without causing a mess.
A little-known fact about the human nervous system:
1: If a slippery substance, such as Vaseline, is placed between the toes during sleep, the brain will keep moving those toes during sleep until teh substance rubs off. Vaseline can not be removed without large amounts of soap and water, and certainly not by rubbing the coated surfaces together.
2: If the brain spends the entire time asleep moving slippery toes, it will not perform any normal sleep functions that lead to a well-rested feeling. Result: the person might as well have been awake.
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